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Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Verse 1
Come one, come all
come boys and girls,
come ladies and gents
to the funniest place in the world!
If you want to torture your friends,
then this is the place for you.
'Cause where else will you find,

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,
and we live for fun.
Headless Hats and Portable Swamps,
there's enough for everyone!
Our mission in life is to
annoy and amuse.
So come on down
and see Fred and George.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
is a sure cure for the blues!

Verse 2
Extendable Ears?
Excellent choice, my dear.
Hey, don't leave yet,
see what we have here.
This just came in,
I know you'll like it, at least I hope.
Get revenge on your enemies
with a Punching Telescope!


Verse 3
Come visit the shop any time;
we're open twenty-four-seven.
If you like to prank and joke,
you'll be stepping into heaven.
Our mum wasn't pleased,
no, not one bit.
But, honey, I'll tell you—
it was so worth it!


So be sure to stop
in our little shop,
I'm sure it'll make you smile.
Buy some candy
or a Love Potion.
I'll make it worth your while.
If Fred and George ever made a commercial for their shop, this is what it would sound like.
Add a Comment:
Same-side Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013   Writer
Could you please put this in a more appropriate category, such as Poetry / Song? Thanks!
BrookieH Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
whats the tune
Arrext Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011
U No Poo........ Rowling was SUCH a genious to invent The Weasley Twins!
Leopold-001 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011
elfinsakura Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I want to go visit the shop now! And buy Extendable Ears.
ki-ki-bubbles-545 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
omg his is from the Joke Shop, i wish it was real lol
CherirMonAmour Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So cool c:
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June 20, 2011
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